Phoenix Airport Scanner Blamed For Britney “Flash”

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Britney Spears (bottom) does her part for airline safety by allowing her crotch to be x-rayed.

PHOENIX (AP) - Sky Harbor International Airport has begun testing a new federal screening system that takes invasive X-rays of passenger’s bodies to detect concealed explosives and other weapons.

The technology, called backscatter, has been around for several years but has not been widely used in the U.S. as an anti-terrorism tool because of privacy concerns.

The Transportation Security Administration said it is still searching for a way to refine the machine’s images so that the normally graphic pictures can be blurred in certain areas while still being effective in detecting bombs and other threats.

Most recently, the scanner caused a sensation when it was installed on Paris Hilton’s car and made Britney Spears’ crotch visible to those standing nearby.

Hilton and Spears had agreed to participate in the tests, since invasive pictures of the two are widely available on the Internet, on billboards, and in church bulletins.


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15 Comments

  1. Paula
    Posted 2006-12-02 at 12:30 EST | Permalink

    No, what you can blame for the crotch shot is Britney herself, a young woman with two babies at home who ought to have better sense than to appear in public without her underpants, but apparently does not.

  2. alwynmatt
    Posted 2006-12-02 at 13:45 EST | Permalink

    So sad! You need Jesus…Britney!

  3. Posted 2006-12-04 at 06:41 EST | Permalink

    Isn’t it time that we STOPPED making this girl so important. Personally, I don’t care if she continues to have pics of her crotch taken, by accident or otherwise. I say she ought to think about a career in porn, and become the role model for a new generation of mouseketeers! Walt Disney must be doing somersaults in his grave right about now!

  4. Posted 2006-12-04 at 11:37 EST | Permalink

    Great Picture!!!!
    Nice C-Section Scar On Belly!!!!!

  5. Posted 2006-12-04 at 11:49 EST | Permalink

    Are you sure she’s not “going commando” in support of George Bush and our troops? That’s my theory

  6. Posted 2006-12-04 at 21:13 EST | Permalink

    Hear hear! I like your style. Hope you’ll drop by my site some time as well. I do only satire.

  7. maxsimus
    Posted 2006-12-05 at 04:57 EST | Permalink

    Bob, you maniac

  8. Posted 2006-12-05 at 05:12 EST | Permalink

    I think in Phoenix it is warm enough, who needs underwear?

  9. Posted 2006-12-05 at 09:26 EST | Permalink

    I actually feel sorry for Brit. As a mother of two under 30, I would love to just hold her hand and walk her through some of this crap. If my life was monitored as closely as hers, I’m sure I wouldn’t be a poster child for young mothers everywhere. Poor thing .. . . .
    bk

  10. Posted 2006-12-05 at 09:45 EST | Permalink

    That crotch shot will end the war in Iraq. haa

  11. Posted 2006-12-05 at 20:44 EST | Permalink

    omg sad sad britney spears
    LOLOLOL

  12. Posted 2006-12-06 at 03:26 EST | Permalink

    The funniest thing anyone has said about the whole Britney thing recently… was about a photo of Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton all three squished into the front seat of Paris’ sports car… They titled the photo “The Las Vegas Axis of Evil” hehehe nice.

    my blog “While Las Vegas Sleeps…”

  13. Posted 2006-12-10 at 20:23 EST | Permalink

    She could have at least spread for a better shot! sheesh!!

  14. catherine landis
    Posted 2006-12-12 at 13:08 EST | Permalink

    i would have rather seen a fire crotch than a bald crotch.

  15. janis
    Posted 2006-12-30 at 09:42 EST | Permalink

    Giv the girl a break,shes got a lot ov catchin up 2 do after she was stuck wiv that £grabbin loser, her kids are probs tucked up in bed wiv a babysitter caring 4 em so wots the problem, party hard girl…commando or not…its ur life..live it 2 the fullest xXx im just glad to see her again n look 4ward to sum more wicked tunes from her xXx i think shes the best xXx

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